And a place by the side of the sea,
And I care about no-one, because I believe,
There's nobody cares about me.
My peace is destroyed and I'm fairly annoyed,
By a lassie who works in the town,
She sighs every day as she passes the way,
Do you want your old lobby washed down?
Chorus:
Do you want your old lobby washed down conshine?
The other day the old landlord came by for his rent,
I told him no money I had,
Besides twasn't fair for to ask me to pay,
The times being so terribly bad.
He felt discontent at not getting his rent,
And he shook his big head in a frown,
Says he, I'll take half but says I with a laugh,
Do you want your old lobby washed down? (Chorus)
Now the boys look so bashful when they go a courtin',
They seem to look awfully shy,
As to kiss a young maid, sure they seem half afraid,
But they would if they could on the sly.
But me I do things in a different way,
I don't give a nod or a frown,
When I goes to court I says 'Here goes for sport',