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RUFF

A man walks into a pub with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has £100 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't. The barman takes the bet and the owner turns to the dog and asks: "What's the exact opposite of smooth?"
The dog answers, "RUFF!"
The barman says, "Who are you kidding, I'm not paying."
So, the dog’s owner says, "How about double or quits and I'll ask him something else".
The barman agrees and the owner turns to the dog and asks: "Who was Scotland’s goalkeeper in the 1982 World Cup?"
The dog answers, "RUFF!"
With that the barman picks them both up and throws them out the pub. As they bounce on the pavement the dog looks at his owner and says, "Leighton?"